Attention Units!
Tired of a null technological existence?
Plug into “The Feed”!!!
This meg brag new technology will replace all of your old electronics, No need to carry that laptop to class, or put that phone up to your ear!
Just ask Brad Pitt!
“I have no need to memorize movie scripts anymore, the Feed does all that pointless work for me!”
Your brain is just an outdated computer-Upgrade to Feed!
With Feed you can chat while Driving- No more tickets!
Get updated on the latest styles-INSTANTLY!
You can research dinner recipes while sitting in class!
Balance your checkbook while brushing your teeth!
Solve world conflict, save the rainforest, save the world---> all the information how to is just a Feed away!
If you are listening to this right now, you are not Plugged in! Join the new world and Plug into the Feed! All the units are doing it!
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